2017/05/31

Dream Description
Me, Shane, Jonah Hill, mom, and Daniel were traversing a hilly flooded valley on bikes. Jonah had a tiny girl bike but couldn't drive it well. Mom made fun of him and asked if he hadn't driven a bike before. I told her that he rode bikes in movies all the time and that they were usually motor bikes or tiny girls bikes. We the joked about how his last movie it had been my turn for the girl bike so now it was his turn. We started having to wade through water to escape through a narrow plant filled passage when we realized that my mom and Jonah weren't with us. Shane wanted to leave them but I said we had to go back for my mom. We went back through water and I told them to keep their guns (AKs) above the water then we got to a platform covered in seaweed and shallow water. We were ready to go and saw movement in the water. Shane and Daniel were going to shoot at it but I told them not to fire unless fired upon. I almost broke my own advice when it went passed me. We laughed when we realized it was just a living seaweed. Suddenly we heard a voice that mocked us. It told us that this was all a hallucination and that we were actually in time square and that the seaweed was our mom pretending to be a snake. We believed it so I bent down to touch the seaweed thing and it bit me or poisoned me or something and I knew the voice had tricked us. I stood up and fell straight back. Dead. The voice said something about how the jedi often acted the least like jedi. I "woke" up and wanted to write down the dream so I went to mom's bathroom to ask Daniel if it was Jonas Hill or Jonah Hill. He said "It's Lyndon. Lyndon is his real name." I'm like "Well what is his common name?" Then I woke up.